Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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