If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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