I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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