Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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