Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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