it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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