do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck