We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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