i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you would pick up someone in the library
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?