I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.