Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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