just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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