This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He better not be in your backpack
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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