And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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