Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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