He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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you had me at cake vodka
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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