Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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