Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
the liver wants what the liver wants
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I think people are normalizing furries
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
