But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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