Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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