We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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