we're blogging at a bar
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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