So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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