I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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