Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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