Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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