I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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