Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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