oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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