1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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