Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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