So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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