I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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