in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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