I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
