Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
should my penis look like a turkey
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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