Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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