Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I currently don't understand fingers.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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