Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
