so explain again why im purple
no
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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