Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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