Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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