U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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