Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
i now understand why vodka
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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