do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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