that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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