check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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