I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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