so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
its liver damage thursday
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