So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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