If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Congratulations! We have a period
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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