I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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