Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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