Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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