It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
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...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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