i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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